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If you've been following this nerd along, you'll know that Fabian gets wedgied a lot. But this time, he thought it'd be a great time for his first swirly! After pieing himself with a shaving cream pie with "Nerd Boi" written on the tin, he takes his first few plunges into the bowl. A few flushes go by and he gets up having washed most of the pie off. Not wanting the humiliation to end so soon, he gives himself a dinal pie with the cream left over in the tin.